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Ware the Hoes At?

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Franchise history

Founded: 2025
Championships: —
Finals appearances: 0
All-time record: 12–9

2025
5th place
12–9 in the inaugural season.
2026
The rookie class
Drafted Mikel Brown Jr. (#6), Nate Ament (#16), and Bennett Stirtz (#26). Season in progress.

Season

Game log

No games yet — the season tips off and this fills in week by week.

2026 draft

Rookie picks

The wire

Recent moves

Quiet on the wire for Ware the Hoes At?. For now.

Ware the Hoes At?

managed by Aedan23

W: 0
L: 0
PF: 0.0
PA: NaN

Franchise history

Founded: 2025
Championships: —
Finals appearances: 0
All-time record: 12–9

2025
5th place
12–9 in the inaugural season.
2026
The rookie class
Drafted Mikel Brown Jr. (#6), Nate Ament (#16), and Bennett Stirtz (#26). Season in progress.

Season

Game log

No games yet — the season tips off and this fills in week by week.

2026 draft

Rookie picks

The wire

Recent moves

Quiet on the wire for Ware the Hoes At?. For now.

Ware the Hoes At?

Franchise history

27 players

Game log

Rookie picks

Recent moves

Ware the Hoes At?

Franchise history

27 players

Game log

Rookie picks

Recent moves